I thought I’d abandoned this blog for good. I thought that, as someone in her late 20s, I’d finally grown out of boy bands and was busy enough with other things in my life (masters degrees, bills, adulthood, SEXUAL RELATIONS) that I didn’t have time for shit like this anymore.
And then, on a bored Friday night, I went to a movie I was only a little bit curious about. A movie about an English boy band comprised of people whose median age is still not old enough to drink.
A movie featuring some Irish kid dressed up as a hulking, bearded Scottish guy, trolling fans by telling them he thought his own band was shit.
God damn it, I got reeled back in.